Dear 5 hour energy.
I don't care. I don't care that you give 5 strait hours of energy, I don't care if you do not have a crash afterwards, i do not care if you have less sugar, less carbs, or are good fore me. And I certainly do not care about your goddamn commercials.
In addition, who the fuck is Braylon Edwards? I don't drink energy drinks for the energy. Lord no. I drink them for the taste, and because they make me feel silly. I drink them because I normally have rushes of inspiration, and a push of willpower. I feel like kicking walls, and energy drinks are always closely followed by a nights worth of good sleep, ironically enough, because of the crash.
So fuck you 5 hour energy, and fuck all of your spin off products, because if I wanted a healthy alternative I'd drink odwalla.
Seriously.
I don't care. I don't care that you give 5 strait hours of energy, I don't care if you do not have a crash afterwards, i do not care if you have less sugar, less carbs, or are good fore me. And I certainly do not care about your goddamn commercials.
In addition, who the fuck is Braylon Edwards? I don't drink energy drinks for the energy. Lord no. I drink them for the taste, and because they make me feel silly. I drink them because I normally have rushes of inspiration, and a push of willpower. I feel like kicking walls, and energy drinks are always closely followed by a nights worth of good sleep, ironically enough, because of the crash.
So fuck you 5 hour energy, and fuck all of your spin off products, because if I wanted a healthy alternative I'd drink odwalla.
Seriously.
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